It’s that time of year when those in the U.S. should have received their tax forms from work, investments, student loans, health care, etc. in order to do their taxes before mid-April. And if you’re getting a refund, I know a part of you is probably excited to do it right away. Don’t forget who that money really belongs to, losers. You don’t deserve getting that money back. Instead, it should go to someone that is Superior. Someone like Me, whose hypnotic skills can help remind you of what it is you crave deep down.
And deep down, you crave doing the right thing by sending Me that tax refund. Perhaps after you get it, although I bet some of you would love to send it directly to my bank account. That’s not an option for everyone and rest assured, I’d be keeping a close eye on my account should anyone know the numbers. My former roommate that tried using my information ended up in jail. But that’s because he tried to take from a Superior. You are an inferior. You deserve to have that cash taken from you. And in the cases where it already was taken from you with taxes, you don’t deserve to get it back. That’s how pathetic you are.
So go ahead, and get that refund … then send that cash right to Me. Or e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss having it deposited directly into my account. I’m sure the thought of it going directly to Me makes your inferior dick start to pulse, doesn’t it loser? And even if you aren’t getting a refund, you can still check out my fagtax hypnosis with different options for paying – with a reminder that some of you owe cash coming up on Sunday the 5th. Regardless, I know that cash will be sent to where it belongs – as you send it right to my bank account.