In case you forgot, My birthday is coming up this Sunday – July 24th. Below are some ideas for what you can get Me …
Before I get to that, TAXES ARE DUE if you have chosen to listen to the twice a month versions. $25 or $100 depending on which version you’ve chosen. If you haven’t checked them out yet, there are many options for faggot losers. And if that’s not how you classify yourself, I have many other options now and upcoming to choose from and welcome your ideas.
But more than that, I welcome your gifts and there’s no better time to send them to Me than My birthday … of course, one of My favorite gifts of all is CASH so birthday tributes are welcome and in certain cases required when triggered. For those wanting to send some optional gifts, here are some options with all images linked to add to your cart from My wishlist (and if any link doesn’t work, it may mean another sub has already purchased it for Me, so just choose another option):
Gift cards from Amazon, Target, Kohl’s, Visa, leather/rubber apparel sites, and others also accepted. Message Me for alternative options. And for you big spenders or those wanting to pursue ruin by furthering their debt:
Even if you can only afford to send $10 Amazon gift card – do that! For you all should be showing Me how much you appreciate Me and this blog and join in with helping Me celebrate My birthday. While I don’t expect those big items to go (will be a pleasant surprise if any do), I’d love to see some of those smaller items and smaller gift cards come My way as well. So go ahead …. what are you waiting for? Click on the above or browse through My wishlist … or just go ahead and send that nice cash tribute as an early birthday gift now!