This might still go up by the time it switches over Saturday evening, but it’s been a great week.

In fact, I’ve been reviewing things as I’m likely moving to a new apartment soon and also have  car lease coming up, both costs that you moneyslaves and cashfags all will be helping with, for I deserve to have it all paid for by inferiors like you. And given how the year started less than productive, with an unexpected move and other stress to deal with, I honestly wasn’t sure what I could afford on the apartment front… but after reviewing it all, I upped the price range I was looking for to get something nicer and realized that this year is on track to be better than last year. That’s thanks to many of you cashslaves and humanATMs … though, of course, it’s more appropriate you thank Me for the honor of being used by a true Superior. After all, paying Me gives you so much pleasure – for to pay Master Josh is pleasure.

Be a good pay pig and make this percentage higher by paying a nice tribute now.