Today is “National Thriftshop Day”. It’s the perfect reminder of where all inferiors should be shopping when they need something.

You see, you should always be buying used, generic, clearance – whatever you can do save cash so that you have more to pay CashMaster Josh. Dollar stores, Goodwill, Salvation Army, second-hand stores, half-price stores … these places are places you should be familiar with when you need something. The cheaper department stores during a good sale or from their clearance racks can be good too, and there’s no reason to spend cash on that brand-name food when you can save a dollar buying the generic version. Every extra dollar you can give to Me is another dollar that gets me harder and gives us both more pleasure.

So National Thriftshop Day is a good reminder of where losers like you should be shopping. That is, of course, IF you really need that item. If you don’t need it, then you shouldn’t be buying it at all. You should sacrifice and suffer for My benefit…. making my life easier even when your life gets harder. Yet, because MY pleasure is your pleasure, you still get that joy of sending Me that cash … and when it comes down to it, that’s all you really need to be happy and content. You don’t need to spend money on video games, unnecessary clothes, or other things you might get “just for fun,” for paying Me gives you purpose and enjoyment.  And deep down, you know it is what you deserve … and know that EVERYTHING is what I deserve.