Gobble, gobble, it’s Turkey day in the U.S. Otherwise known as Thanksgiving. But it’s that gobble gobble that often consumes us. We should be giving thanks, but we gobble down the food… gobble down the football games on TV … gobble down the shopping that is now spreading from Black Friday into the holiday. Right or wrong, people are just gobbling up more and more.
But not, you fag. Sure, enjoy some family time… but you don’t deserve to gobble it all. You should be thankful that you are getting to gobble even the smallest amounts, loser. Because a day like today is a day to remember who does deserve to gobble it all up – Superiors like Me, Master Josh, the Financial Domination Stud. And I want to gobble up all your cash.