Today is “It’s My Party Day” – so let’s party! Or rather, why don’t you guys realize you are meant to sacrifice such fun as you work, work, work to make us CashMasters more so that WE can party.

I’m feeling in the mood to go out, it is also the weekend after all… why so don’t you pay pigs just let go for a moment with my hypnosis, for even if you don’t deserve to party you can still enjoy the pleasure of going into trance with my financial domination hypnosis for pay pigs, moneyslaves, cashfags, ATMs and more.

And then you can make sure to give me pleasure and plenty of reason to party by sending a nice big TRIBUTE. After all, doesn’t it feel so good to work and give, work and give, all so that I can live in comfort and luxury and enjoy doing whatever the hell I want when I want? Perhaps that’s not always the case… but certainly on a day like today, I deserve to have a good time… and you deserve to help me pay for it – so PAY NOW!