I’m not a total Scrooge, I don’t necessarily mean ALL gifts. But ask yourself – do you really need that gift? If so, great – your loved ones knew to be practical with an inferior like you. If not, your gift-givers probably just felt sorry for you and gave a nice gift out of sympathy. But if you don’t really need it, isn’t it better to return that gift and give your Superior the resulting cash? And if it’s a gift card, wouldn’t you much prefer to send your favorite CashGod the redemption and security codes they need to use those gift cards instead of a loser like you? Whether you celebrate holidays that have passed like Christmas, or ones ongoing or coming up like Hannukah or Kwanzaa, you all know deep down exactly where to send those gifts and gift cards.

Now it’s true that I’m traveling for the holidays and unable to do sessions until probably the New Year due to lack of privacy, but that shouldn’t be a necessity for you to do what you know is right deep down. And if you did need that reminder of what is right when an inferior like you scores that extra cash or those gift cards:

You can e-mail those redemption codes to Master Josh at hypnosuperior@gmail.com or lifecoachjosh@outlook.com, and you can also of course Bow Down to the HypnoSuperior by sending My favorite gift of green to Me.