I love knowing that I can count on using LoserB to buy the expensive things that I would not currently buy for Myself. For example, I might splurge and get a fitness DVD here and there (though I haven’t needed to, as you’ve all been buying them for Me) … but I would hesitate to spend $200 of My own cash on one.
After all, I may or may not like the program; I may or may not find myself using the DVDs… without having a chance to try them elsewhere, I just wasn’t confident enough that this was worth the price. But using the money of a loser like you, reading this right now, to buy such a product? You bet I will use you for that!
I’d love to use you right now in fact … go ahead and visit My primary wishlist or if you’d rather get Me some hot gear, My DeliveryCode Wishlist … or send Me the best gift of all as you pay Me that nice, green CASH.
