Well Powerball is at an all time high, and I’m sure many of you, like Me, have bought a ticket or two. Or 200, who am I to judge your pathetic waste of cash. Yet, should you have that lucky ticket… You will be sharing. I’m not so cruel to expect you to hand it all over (though how hot would it be for you to mail Me your lucky ticket and let Me cash it in as if it was my own? – not sure that’d work if in a different state I guess, but it’s a hot thought). But say you don’t even win it all but end up winning a decent prize… say, $4 million after taxes. You could surely shell out a half million for Me and still be quite set for life. And of course, I’ll always go for more … but I would probably even settle for less, so long as you are remembering who is Superior and truly worthy of that cash.

Yet if I win, then that cash is already where it belongs. That doesn’t mean I’ll be completely selfish with it. I’m sure I’ll help out some friends and family as well as give to a few charities. And maybe I’ll even post a few more files for free. But I’m not going to share it with the faggot losers that read this blog … and I’m still going to expect you to tribute Me. Whether I need your cash is irrelevant…. all that matters is I am Superior.

So in the off chance you win tonight … or at any point with any lottery, sweepstakes, or gambling that earns a jackpot amount … do the smart things with contacting a lawyer, an accountant, and a financial planner. Then contact Me, so we can arrange just how much you are going to send Me.

And even if you don’t win, you can embrace your loserdom but help Me feel like a winner by sending a hefty cash tribute here.