Received some more gift cards over the holidays that I’ve been meaning to post about – and man does it feel so good to spend your inferior cash on Myself. I bet it feels amazing for you to be sitting there eating ramen in your dingy place, not getting yourself any luxuries because you know a loser like you doesn’t deserve them – and to know that I’m enjoying myself in comfort, eating whatever the fuck I want.
But of course, I always want more. So what are you waiting for? Check out My wishlist here, or be a good loser and send Master Josh that green – you know it’s My favorite!