Who doesn’t enjoy a good binge on a television show now and then? And it’s especially true that a Superior like Me should get this luxury, even if you sacrifice your binges to go work harder on My behalf. After all, an inferior like you shouldn’t waste all his time on things like TV, video games, or books. You should be cleaning, serving, presenting, tributing, and working for Us. But since you are providing for our benefit – I can lounge if I want to. I have that right. You don’t.
What’s really nice is that I get to gift these to my parents. They never watch on more than one device at the same time, and so then I just share their account – spoiling my parents in a way that benefits myself, and yet it’s you guys such as LoserB and cashfagdirt that are really spoiling all of us. So far it’s been 3 $30 gift cards and 2 $60 ones, for a total of 15 months, starting last January.
I’m sure my loyal cashslaves will keep extending that for Us too! And keep providing for Me in general. Go ahead, inferiors… spoil Me and My family (with some items on My wishlist being holiday gifts for them) as you buy Me an item from My primary wishlist – or spoil Me in My favorite way as you tribute a nice big amount of cash.
Being Your footstool while You enjoyed Your programs would make it even infinitely better, Master. Anything for Your enjoyment.