This is another example of a gift that was useful with a roommate, but I’m not so sure how well this gift card purchase is going to serve Me now.
A wireless headset for the TV certainly came in handy when I wanted to watch shows and not disturb the roommate. But now in my own place, it’s another item that will end up saved away for later… just in case. But that’s why I have you. I can buy these things and use them as little or as much as I like, for as short of time or as long of time as I so desire, because you are here to buy Me everything I need…
…or even better, that I simply want.
And I know that thrills you. So go ahead, and stop just jerking to the fantasy…. buy Me something from my wishlist now