Today is a day of thanks! And in the U.S. or not, you should always be grateful for Master Josh
For there is nothing you should be more thankful for than Me
Thankful that I provide you with so much material to whack yourself with all my blogs
Thankful that I create so much excellent content at affordable prices
Thankful that I even offer free samples so you can try before you buy
Thankful that you are able to explore your wildest fantasies in a way that is safe
Thankful that you can let go of inhibitions to make fantasies become reality
Thankful that if you need to be put down in your place, I am there to do that
Thankful that I have the skills and powers to get deep in your mind
Thankful that you can free yourself from the burdens of materialism
Thankful that you can feel the pleasure as you spoil your HypnoGod instead
Give thanks today to the HypnoSuperior, the Financial Domination Stud
For giving your life meaning and purpose – and filling you with so much pleasure
And show your appreciation and gratitude right now – tithe your thanks to Master Josh!