This is one of those old items I just never got around to posting. It comes from Loser Shawn – the biggest faggot I’ve ever met.
It’s not the most exciting of gifts, but it is practical, allowing for quick clean-up of spills etc. when you don’t feel like getting out a full vacuum (which, I actually don’t have anymore anyway as each time I move, I have to sell things or leave them to family/friends).
You can rectify that by getting Me a new one from the wishlist..
Of course, you should be the ones coming and doing all my cleaning for Me anyway …. so here you go, slave. Make yourself useful with some domestic service for your CashMaster. I’ve got the mini-vac all ready to go for you, loser.
Another way to make yourself useful? Getting Me really hard by sending Me lots of cash.