One of the items I decided to put on my wishlist now that I’m back in the Midwest, was a big old snow brush and scraper.

Of course, this winter has ended up incredibly mild, so I shouldn’t be needing it as I head off for the holidays (travel reminder – limited online availability this next week). Still, weather around these parts can be unpredictable, so it’s in the car and ready for when it’s needed.

Of course, today is also when we celebrate Festivus. So let me air my grievance and say, I don’t have nearly enough items from my wishlist bought by you subs and fags. Get cracking and get Me those Amazon and Netflix gift cards, those protein powders, those shoes, and other items that make My life better. Because, making My life is better is why inferiors like you were born onto this world – to worship your King, your God, your Superior. Go ahead – get Me something from My wishlist now, cashslaves  … or just send me a nice amount of cash.