This time of year is all about the shopping – Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and finding those deals for the holidays. Of course, a bunch of it is hype, with many items available for cheaper during better sales at different times of years. But if you can find a great deal for a gift you need to get – great, more cash for Me.

Yet if you are shopping the deals for yourself… really, fag? You think that is where your money is best spent? We both know that you don’t deserve that TV, no matter how discounted. We both know that you don’t need that awesome gadget, no matter how long you’d have to wait in line to get it. What you do need is to be reminded of your place.

Instead of buying something for yourself, remember that you are an inferior that needs constantly put in his place – and buy ME something instead.