Well cash fags, money slaves, pay pigs, humanATMs and others … how was your year? Did you get off enough on getting to give to those that are Superior? Did you allow your life to become hard enough that you were sufficiently making Our lives easier?

Personally, it was a great year, mainly due to the financial domination of so many of you. In fact, it was my best year to date, including ten years of working a legitimate job – which made use of a college degree. Granted, it wasn’t the best paying job, but how awesome that I did better this year, with less work? Just as a Superior like Me deserves.

Of course, I’m hoping for an even better 2016 – some of which will be outlined on Saturday – but I also hope you can all look back at 2015 as  year that you served well. If not, those of you in the Americas and a few other places still have some time left to give more. And everyone else can make sure that 2016 gets off to a great year of being used as you were meant to be used.

Go ahead… send in that last / first tribute of the year. You know you want to.