ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW.

It doesn’t matter how much you’ve just spent on presents.
It doesn’t matter that the banks are closed today.
All that matters is that you are my ATM.
And I am hitting you up to make my Christmas merry & bright.

ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW.

The programming so strong inside of you… stronger than you know.
The more you try to fight it, the more you find yourself giving in.
The more you try to resist, the more you must cave in.
You simply must dispense the cash to CashMaster Josh.

ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW.

Christmas is all about the green and red.
The red as you go into the debt an inferior like you deserves
The pleasure of giving me all that GREEN
Go ahead, feel that pleasure as you complete the transaction now.

ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW. ATMS PAY $80 NOW.

And even if you aren’t one of my ATMs, I know you will keep in mind that if you have been given cash as a gift this holiday, or have scored a holiday bonus at work… you know deep down that the cash you received does not belong to you. That cash is meant for a Superior like Me. So go ahead… send Me that extra income. You know deep down, that is the right thing to do this Christmas.