This coming weekend is my parents’ 40th anniversary.

I already hit up my ATMs so I had some cash to send a gift certificate, but such a big occasion deserves more.

Help me pay tribute to the folks who gave birth to such a talented hypnotist, a young man that has grown into a SUPERIOR being worthy of your worship thanks in part to amazing role models.

Help me tribute them, by paying TRIBUTE to me now! I would also accept Amazon gift certificates since this is to get my parents something nice.