My Automated Teller Machines, it is a holiday weekend so I am hitting you all up for $100 ahead of it so I can really enjoy myself. ATMS PAY $100 NOW so automatically, so obediently, so instantly. You have no choice. The trigger takes over. You are being programmed every time you listen to my ATM file. Programmed into the machine you are. You have no choice. You simply must send that tribute to me now.

Even if you don’t listen to my hypnosis, you are welcome to be my ATM and pay me anytime I demand that my ATMS pay me. Just allow yourself to give in to that need to serve a Superior man and send me a nice big holiday tribute now!