Another gift card purchase, this was one of the items I bought during Amazon Prime’s “Black Friday in July” sale.  It’s fucking amazing getting to shop an event like that and not worry about spending My own cash.

This Power Press push-up training system will be a valuable tool in helping your CashMaster to keep getting stronger. Also valuable? Your cash, so that I can spend more time on My body and less having to work. Use it to buy Me an item from the wishlist, or better yet, get us both hard as you send Me My favorite gift of all, cash.