“i want 2 b a good boi
i need 2 b a good boi
good bois make them$elve$ u$eful
good bois plea$e their $uperior
good bois love to obey
good bois mu$t obey

Your command i$ my duty,
Your deci$ion i$ my will,
My pain i$ Your plea$ure and
My ca$h is Your$.”

– Thanks to Hypno$lave Dave for this